Monday, April 18, 2011

Pissing off PETA

Traveled to Florida with the fam this morning.  Was up at the ungodly hour of 4:30; flew to Cleveland, then Jacksonville, then headed to the Alligator Farm in St. Augustine.  You see, my almost two year old LOVES alligators.  He's been excited about seeing the gators for weeks now.  He had a blast!
Colten and the Gators
As for me, I definitely enjoyed the break from Rochester weather, but when I looked at these scaly creatures, I kept imagining them more like this:
Brooks Brothers $8000.00

and this:

Manolo Blahnik $14000.00
Is that wrong?  Am I a terrible person?  I can't help it; they make really cute bags and shoes.

I would like to offer my sincere apologies to PETA and alligators everywhere; lucky for you, the only alligator I can afford is the rubber one I bought in the gift shop.  

4 comments:

  1. I love how you incorporated your vacation into the blog!

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  2. Lol...my daughter is very sensitive to all things animal related and despises it when I wear my furs in the winter. We have had many PETA~esque meltdowns!

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