Sunday, April 17, 2011

Just Say "No"

Apparently jumpsuits are "in."  Seriously?  Who makes these rules?  It's hard to find an item of clothing more universally unflattering than a jumpsuit.  Yet, they are everywhere.  Being promoted as on-trend, fashionable clothing, and the perfect addition to your spring and summer wardrobe.  Do not be fooled. Unless you are a toddler, you should never, under any circumstances, wear pants that are attached to your shirt.  Please.  Don't do it.  Just say "no."  I beg of you.

If  Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum (both gorgeous) can't pull it off, neither can you.
Nothing like adding girth to your hips and thighs.
This would be bad without the turtle neck - but that just throws it over the edge.
Oh and while we are on the topic of saying "no,"  why don't you say "no" to those shorty shorts that are everywhere.
She has a great body - I just don't need to see this much of it.
I have underwear bigger than most of the shorts in the mall.  I have no desire to see your butt cheeks, camel toe, or cellulite, so please cover up for the love of God (just not with a jumpsuit).



  1. agreed. jumpsuits are man repellers - - and should only be worn if you are below the age of 3.

  2. ah love manrepeller... cracked me up.. thanks for sharing J!

  3. Agreed Jenny. The short shorts especially. Jumpsuits/Rompers I could live with if worn properly on the right body type. Also depends on the cut, drape, etc of the garment. Some are just poorly put together and wouldn't flatter anyone. You also need to add Uggs to this and Coach purses. Ugh. Those are up there on my list of things people shouldn't wear. Especially when I see people that wear: dirty Uggs (Why?) Uggs in the summer with miniskirts (Wouldn't that be considered redundant?), and those hideous crochet/knit-sweater Uggs (Wrong.Wrong. Wrong.) Those should be banned.

  4. I totally agree with, jumpsuits are a big NO for me. How can you even go to the bathroom with that thing on!!!

  5. ahh! it's that girl in the booty shorts we saw at the mall!

  6. yes to the banishment of shorty shorts but must admit playsuits are ok by me- the full length ones are pretty hard to pull off though but if you get the right fit they can are an easy summer outfit


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