Two for Tuesday: Beauty Trends

Two beauty trends I am loving right now:

1. Bold Lips

Loving this bright pink on Miss Jeree Smyth
Andrew Foord Photography

2.  Nail Art

The Little Canvas is a fantastic blog for nail art ideas/tutorials...
If only I wasn't artistically challenged...
Eh that's what spas and salons are for right? ;)

What beauty trends are you loving this spring?

xoxo

Jenny

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I Don't Get It

Five Current Trends I Do Not Understand

1.  Flatforms

It's hard to believe Chanel can make a shoe this ugly.

Despite Rachel Zoe's stamp of approval,  I think they are hideous.  But if Bride of Frankenstein meets Geisha is your thing, more power to you.

2.  Teenage Boy Hairstyles

If Bieber's little girl doll face couldn't pull it off, neither can you.  Get a haircut!  You look like a chick!

3.  Turban Head Wraps

Now I can watch Sex and the City all day long,
 but I wouldn't be caught dead in a sparkly turban.

My great Aunt Lou called and she want's her head wrap back.  Really?  Unless you are suffering from hair loss, this look has "disaster" written all over it.  Just because Bin Laden is dead, doesn't mean you need to steal his style.

4.  Red Eye Shadow

I know zombies are cool, this doesn't mean you should look like one.  Oh, and orange is ugly too - just ask Fergie:

Why. Fergie?  Why?

5.  And last but not least:  Belt Purses

"Belt purse" huh? If it looks like a fanny pack, and smells like a fanny pack....

What about you?  Any trends out there that you just "don't get?"

Just Say "No"

Apparently jumpsuits are "in."  Seriously?  Who makes these rules?  It's hard to find an item of clothing more universally unflattering than a jumpsuit.  Yet, they are everywhere.  Being promoted as on-trend, fashionable clothing, and the perfect addition to your spring and summer wardrobe.  Do not be fooled. Unless you are a toddler, you should never, under any circumstances, wear pants that are attached to your shirt.  Please.  Don't do it.  Just say "no."  I beg of you.

If  Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum (both gorgeous) can't pull it off, neither can you.

Nothing like adding girth to your hips and thighs.

This would be bad without the turtle neck - but that just throws it over the edge.

Oh and while we are on the topic of saying "no,"  why don't you say "no" to those shorty shorts that are everywhere.

She has a great body - I just don't need to see this much of it.

I have underwear bigger than most of the shorts in the mall.  I have no desire to see your butt cheeks, camel toe, or cellulite, so please cover up for the love of God (just not with a jumpsuit).

Thanks!

Top 10 Spring Trends

So I've been salivating over nordtrom.com - I know, I know... there is no Nordstrom in Rochester.  (Don't remind me).

Ah but have no fear upstate ladies,  springs hottest trends, can all be found right here in Rochester.  You needn't look farther than Eastview Mall or your favorite boutiques.  And if you MUST shop Nordstrom, at least do it through ebates and get 5% cash back.  Plus right now they are offering a $5 bonus just for signing up!

Without further ado, here are the Top Ten Spring Trends featured on www.nordstrom.com (with a little narrative from yours truly)

1.  Pale Neutrals 

Muted colors are all the rage.

2.  The Fit-And-Flare Dress 

Classic, easy, and figure flattering.

3.  The Kitten Heel

A little height without the leg cramps.

4.  The Romantic Blouse

Femine, pretty, and versatile:  can be worn with anything.

5.  The Satchel 

Carries everything you need but looks polished with its clean lines.

6.  Flared and Wide Leg Pants

Don't worry you can still wear your skinny jeans, but consider investing in a pair of these 70's throwbacks to add some versatility to your wardrobe.

7.  Maxi Dresses and Skirts

Simple, easy, breezy style.

8.  Statement  Rings

Nothing like a honking big ring on your finger...that's what I always say.  Note:  tacky is not the statement you want to make.

9.  The Minimal Jacket

Adds structure and class to any look - but be careful,  fit is EVERYTHING.  If it doesn't fit, you run the risk of looking frumpy.

10.  Modern Oxfords

Fun and retro but dangerous, these can look super geeky if paired with the wrong look.  There is a reason you've never heard of "nursing home chic."

So now that you know whats "in" which trend(s) are you most excited to rock this spring?  

I for one, would love 

Antropologie Mompos Dress
$228.00
A perfect fit-and-flare dress

and

Paola Ferri Oxfords
$69.95