Today I __________.
a. Picked up the remains of a dismembered bunny outside my front door before my son could see it.
b. Was handed a piece of shit while making lunch. (Note: not a figure of speech, actual human excrement.)
c. All of the above.
If you answered C you are correct and will completely understand why I just treated myself to this:
Hope your day was free of feces and dead critters,
xoxo
Jenny
Oh girl!!!!!!!! I would have freaked on both accounts!!
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