Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Multiple Choice

Directions:  Fill in the blank.

Today I __________.

a.  Picked up the remains of a dismembered bunny outside my front door before my son could see it.

b. Was handed a piece of shit while making lunch.  (Note: not a figure of speech, actual human excrement.)

c. All of the above.

If you answered C you are correct and will completely understand why I just treated myself to this:

Hope your day was free of feces and dead critters, 



1 comment:

  1. Oh girl!!!!!!!! I would have freaked on both accounts!!


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