By: Jeannette Evans MaloyYes, we all know that crack, the street name given to cocaine that can be smoked, is often produced/bought/sold/used in old, burnt-out abandoned buildings commonly called CRACK HOUSES. These houses and the people who inhabit them are a real threat to our communities and society as a whole, but . . .
NOT NEARLY AS GREAT A THREAT AS THIS SORT OF CRACK HOUSE:
#10 It’s gross.
#9 You must feel the draft, so there is no excuse not to pull your frigaroni pants up!
#8 If we can see your ass-crack-of-dawn then your underwear are either: (a) also too low (b) not being worn (c) choices a and b are both gross and so are you.
#7 Since we were little girls and boys we were told: “Don’t step on the crack, you’ll break your mother’s back.” Someone could definitely step on this. Yuck.
#6 If I saw this on the sidewalk while I was diving I would totally stare and that could cause a serious multi-car accident (which still wouldn’t even be worse than this display), all because you CAN’T BE BOTHERED wearing clothes that fit.
#5 Don’t even get me started on how short that darn sweater is too.
#4 Oh look at this - another one. The offensive crack shown here just doesn’t have the issue from #8 because her panty line is actually HIGHER (omg!) than her pants! The term underwear begins with the word UNDER for a reason.
#2 Do you know that things can easily slip into cracks? Ya, well think about it.
#1 . . . And the number one reason we CANNOT BE BOTHERED with exposed butt crack:
Not only is it cracked - there’s a hole in it too! Trust me, your ass looks better IN the jeans!
Well I suppose the late, great Whitney Houston was right after all: "crack is whack."
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