Apparently jumpsuits are "in." Seriously? Who makes these rules? It's hard to find an item of clothing more universally unflattering than a jumpsuit. Yet, they are everywhere. Being promoted as on-trend, fashionable clothing, and the perfect addition to your spring and summer wardrobe. Do not be fooled. Unless you are a toddler, you should never, under any circumstances, wear pants that are attached to your shirt. Please. Don't do it. Just say "no." I beg of you.
If Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum (both gorgeous) can't pull it off, neither can you.
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| Nothing like adding girth to your hips and thighs. |
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| This would be bad without the turtle neck - but that just throws it over the edge. |
Oh and while we are on the topic of saying "no," why don't you say "no" to those shorty shorts that are everywhere.
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| She has a great body - I just don't need to see this much of it. |
I have underwear bigger than most of the shorts in the mall. I have no desire to see your butt cheeks, camel toe, or cellulite, so please cover up for the love of God (just not with a jumpsuit).
Thanks!
